This is a video of me, cooking my pasta sauce from the fresh home grown tomatoes. It's basically Tomatoes, Basil, Salt and Pepper, Oregano, and Rosemary. It has seeds because I didn't have the patience to go find my parent's Foley Food maker which is a way to get out seeds. I like the way it tastes and I've already got compliments about it.
Thursday, August 22, 2013
This is What I do: I Make Pasta Sauce
This is a video of me, cooking my pasta sauce from the fresh home grown tomatoes. It's basically Tomatoes, Basil, Salt and Pepper, Oregano, and Rosemary. It has seeds because I didn't have the patience to go find my parent's Foley Food maker which is a way to get out seeds. I like the way it tastes and I've already got compliments about it.
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
What a Guy thinks when he sees your Online Dating Photos
For those of you that aren't already in the online dating world, this is what a guy is thinking when he is rummaging through your posted photos. I've seen enough of the same photos to break them down by category. If anyone is wondering, I didn't actually take any photos from other people's dating profiles, I just googled what I was looking for.
Her Brain: "I Love The Outdoors and Being Active"
His Brain: "Well she has her weekends free. I wonder if she likes doing laundry?.....nah"
Her Brain: "I'm all about Staying in Shape and Getting Fit!"
His Brain: "She's in better shape than I will ever be in. She also likes Cult Exercising." (*guaranteed that someone that does Crossfit talks to me about not liking Crossfit*)
Her Brain: "I LOVE to go hiking and exploring new trails."
His Brain: "For someone looking for a date/boyfriend, she sure does like being alone."
Her Brain: "I love my GirlFraaaaaaaaands! BFFF 143!"
His Brain: "Her friends aren't single and she is. She probably wants to get married real soon. I don't think about marriage."
Her Brain: "OMG I miss Europe much! I loved being cultured!"
His Brain: "Well if we ever dated I can ask her about Europe and then tune out for an hour!"
Her Brain: "This is my ex-boyfriend. This is proof that I'm relationship material. I pixeled out his face in case he was on this dating website too."
His Brain: "What the hell is going on in the background anyway? It's a bunch of dudes in jorts without shirts on. That can't be her boyfriend. It's probably her gay friend that is just in shape."
Her Brian: " I like, never take these photos. I hate when guys take these photos. Creeeeeeps."
His Brain: "Well at least she doesn't take pictures of her shit when she's in the bathroom."
Her Brain: "Hey Guys!"
His Brain: "She has a picture taking pose. Cool."
Her Brain: "Yummmmm! I love Brunch!"
His Brain: "If I buy her food, she'll eat it"
Her Brain: "I love my kiddo to death!"
His Brain: "SHE HAS KIDS RUUNNNNNNNNN!"
Hope you enjoyed!
The "Mud Run" Photo
Her Brain: "I Love The Outdoors and Being Active"
His Brain: "Well she has her weekends free. I wonder if she likes doing laundry?.....nah"
The "Crossfit" Photo
Her Brain: "I'm all about Staying in Shape and Getting Fit!"
His Brain: "She's in better shape than I will ever be in. She also likes Cult Exercising." (*guaranteed that someone that does Crossfit talks to me about not liking Crossfit*)
The "On a Mountain" Photo
Her Brain: "I LOVE to go hiking and exploring new trails."
His Brain: "For someone looking for a date/boyfriend, she sure does like being alone."
"The Bridesmaid" Photo
Her Brain: "I love my GirlFraaaaaaaaands! BFFF 143!"
His Brain: "Her friends aren't single and she is. She probably wants to get married real soon. I don't think about marriage."
The "Backpacking through Europe" Photo
Her Brain: "OMG I miss Europe much! I loved being cultured!"
His Brain: "Well if we ever dated I can ask her about Europe and then tune out for an hour!"
The "Pixelated/Blocked out Ex-Boyfriend" pic
Her Brain: "This is my ex-boyfriend. This is proof that I'm relationship material. I pixeled out his face in case he was on this dating website too."
His Brain: "What the hell is going on in the background anyway? It's a bunch of dudes in jorts without shirts on. That can't be her boyfriend. It's probably her gay friend that is just in shape."
The "Bathroom Selfie" Photo
Her Brian: " I like, never take these photos. I hate when guys take these photos. Creeeeeeps."
His Brain: "Well at least she doesn't take pictures of her shit when she's in the bathroom."
The "Arm on Hip" Photo
Her Brain: "Hey Guys!"
His Brain: "She has a picture taking pose. Cool."
The "Eating at a Diner" Photo
Her Brain: "Yummmmm! I love Brunch!"
His Brain: "If I buy her food, she'll eat it"
The "This is me and my son/daughter" Photo
Her Brain: "I love my kiddo to death!"
His Brain: "SHE HAS KIDS RUUNNNNNNNNN!"
Hope you enjoyed!
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