In case you haven’t seen a lick of NBA action this season, or haven’t found a reason to, here’s one: JaVale McGee. He is having the funniest season for an NBA player and might be the biggest clown in sports. He is a great player to play along with John Wall on the Washington Wizards, but I would only pick him on my team in I needed someone to make the other players laugh hysterically. Here are some videos of why JaVale McGee is absolutely hilarious to watch:
He gets back on defense faster than anyone else! That takes dedication! This seems like something that would only happen in a Youth Basketball League while parents would chuckle and say to one another “That’s my boy!”. Now if you were making millions of dollars doing that, that’s a different story.
He goes above and beyond for making a dunk for the fans! He knows he is a star and wants to make fans love him. What better way than to attempt a Jordan-esque dunk in a game, not once, but TWICE! Pure dedication to giving the fans a good time!
Back to defense! No matter if the ball is about to go in, JaVale McGee will swat that thing to the 10th row back like an Olympic Volleyball player. The look on the girls face when the ball is going back to the court says it all. No one is safe from JaVale’s blocks. Even the people sitting far away on purpose.
Who wouldn’t want to be around a guy who planks on a moving sidewalk at the Hong Kong airport? This man might be on the list for best comedian of the year. Forget Zach Galifianakis, Louis CK, and whoever else you might think is funny, JaVale McGee is in the running!
Even the Washington Wizards administrators on are board with JaVale McGee being the center of comedic attention. I can’t think of anything that would escalate McGee’s presence in the NBA. He would have to go campaigning for Obama. Or even better: Mitt Romney! I can’t even describe what future this man has in store for himself.
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