The David Spade Theory: On Women and Dating.

The David Spade Big Bang Theory

So I have this theory about the way women think and how they find their attraction in someone else.  I was listening to a podcast talk about David Spade and who he has dated.  You figure at first sight, David Spade is who he is.  He’s about to get into his 50’s, he was on SNL back in the Sandler/Farley/Myers days has managed to pull down a ton of tail in the meantime.  Here’s what I mean:

Actor A has worked in about 50 movies and television shows.  Actor A is also 5 foot 4 inches tall, has a net worth around $40 million dollars.  Actor A also has a couple of Emmy nominations and a couple of wins for being on television.  He became popular for being a sketch comedy show around the 1990’s.  

Actor B has worked in 50 movies and television shows.  Actor A is 6 feet 1 inch tall, has a net worth or $150 million dollars.  Actor A has a couple of Golden Globe wins.  He was also famous for being a sketch comedy show during the 1980’s and 90’s.  

Actor A’s past girlfriends are Lara Flynn Boyle, Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Jillian Reynolds, Nicollette Sheridan, Heather Locklear and many playboy playmates.  

Actor B’s past girlfriends are Jenny McCarthy, Linda Ronstadt, January Jones, Courtney Cox, Renee Zellweger, and Lauren Holly.

Actor A is David Spade and Actor B is Jim Carrey.  

Now the theory here is that if women see that a woman is dating someone that is a particular nobody in the public light, then they will think that there is something about that person that isn’t readily known but makes them suspicious that they are actually better than perceived.  Heather Locklear is a stone cold fox, especially during the 1990’s and 1980’s.

Women will see who other women’s boyfriends are and if the couple doesn't seem quite right then they will conclude that there is something about that man that is special or unknown, but in a good way.  In short, “if he can land her, then he is good enough for me.”  Men do not usually think this way, women however, think this way all the time.  Now David Spade has been able to still have work and that’s great for him.  But Jim Carrey has still been able to carry a movie, land laughs all around and was Funniest Man of the Year several times during his long run of comedy.  But if you measured a man by who he brings to his bed, Spade takes this race in spades (pardon the pun).  

I’m wondering if a man can convince a woman, just one hot woman, to sleep with him, or at least make the impression that they have been sleeping together for about a year or so, he will be able to pull down lots of hot women for the rest of his career.  Now when men measure each other it’s usually with wealth, work, and women.  The car they drive, they women they fuck, and how many friends they keep.  I don’t think David Spade is on any level close to Jim Carrey, yet they have been working just as long as each other and they are able to have 2 successful careers, while Spade has a higher puss-kill.  

The idea of just being with one hot woman can change the future relationship trajectory is vastly amusing to me.  So, for all the hot women out there that want to make every guy’s future life more enjoyable - date the ugly nerd or the not-so-hot guy who will probably never forget what you will do to his confidence in his life.  And you probably won’t even have to do that much.

Thanks for reading.