Here we go!
Jumpball......and of course there's a fucking whistle.
Ok, take 2. Spurs win the Tip.
Each team now has one turnover. Popovich is ready for his halftime analysis.
Thanks for showing up Pop!
"Super Nintendo" Mario Chalmers waiting for a foul call while catching the ball out of bounds reminded me of the kid's who didn't hustle in travel basketball because they
Two fouls on Manu. Interesting.
Miami fans are so interesting to watch. They all wear white, yet they all wear stupid accessories, like fedora's and sunglasses IN DOORS! "Hey hun, will this cream colored fedora go good with the D&G sunglasses or my DKNY sunglasses?" "I thought we weren't going to Dolphin's games anymore?"
Commercial breaks are awful. That Lone Ranger movie will get a robust 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. I guarantee it. Johnny Depp is shit. Armey Hammer better run fast because he's been in 2 movies that are shit if you count Lone Ranger.
Chris Bosh wins the 2013 picture taker of the year.
Tiago Splitter, Winner for Best Name in the NBA Finals, reminds me of the Russian guy from Eddie, who keeps saying "Ivan Make Basket". Just a thought.
Dwayne Wade was just everywhere in the last 2 minutes. Getting a foul, blocking a shot, rebounding and passing about 4 shots. He's tough, but he'll need to stay healthy all game.
There are so many people in the arena wearing sunglasses indoors. Is this a thing I don't know about? Is everyone in Miami just a huge douchebag?
It is at this time that I should mention to everyone that I just learned that Kanye West's baby name is North. North West. As in the direction. Maybe Kanye just saw the movie North and was really enthralled by it.
Wow. The synopsis of North is that a kid travels around the world looking for SUITABLE PARENTS!! ART IMITATES REAL LIFE!!!!!!
North is also on the Internet for Free!!!!
This is part 1. I don't care about rights, it's on youtube. Deal!
So back to basketball, both teams AREN'T scoring points. It's drive to the hoop, miss, rebound, miss, rebound, loose ball, rebound, drive, miss, rebound, miss, and then whistle. With 3 minutes left, it;s 37-32 coming back from a White House Down commercial starring Bruce Bowen. Surprised he didn't take out Jamie Foxx's ankles in those rebounds.
The Spurs have regained some momentum. They've made 12 straight FT's according to Mike Breen. Wade has really started to take control of this game on the Heat side. He's driving hard, going after rebounds, and making defensive contact. With halftime arriving, it's 48-46 Heat.
The Internet is going insane over a baby named North. I made a joke about baby cologne named North by North West. Speaking of which, it's such a good movie. I guarantee Kanye or Kim hasn't seen it.
Probably my favorite Hitchcock movie. Every scene is amazing, plus it has that awesome shot of Mount Rushmore.
I just went to Yahoo Sports homepage and this is what I see.
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Bosh is going to kill Danny Green. It's only a matter of time.
Okay, second half is back.
Mike Breen just told me about Kawhi Leonard's huge hands with an anecdote about huge huge huge huge huge gloves for something. This is basketball. No gloves allowed Breen.
Through several transitions, Miami is up 2 with a score of 54-52. Danny Green made a stupid no-look pass that ended up being stolen by Mike Miller, passed to Lebron, and hurled to Wade for a fast break dunk. The crowd in Miami got excited as usual for dunks.
WNBA live access commercials make me laugh. There is no way that someone pays for that. Sorry females, there isn't just enough interest.
I would really love to hear someone Mic-up Chris Bosh and Tim Duncan. It would mostly be for Chris Bosh, because I don't think Tim Duncan ever speaks.
Dwayne Wade got mad at Chris Bosh and made a really mean face.
Timeout Spurs.
After timeout, Danny Green hits a three. Still more than Ray-Ray.
San Antonio has 8 turnovers at this point of the game, under 5 minutes to go.
Lebron James can also make three's just like Danny Green. Boris Diaw trying to get the ball into the post looks funny. Not ha-ha funny, but funny in a "I'm worried about his health" funny.
Lebron is going to start taking over this game, while the Spurs are going to use the power of teamwork and excellence.
I'd hate to say it, but I don't know if Lebron is going to lose with 26 points in the 3rd quarter. He's going super-saiyan right now. If you don't know what that is, it's because you never watched Dragon Ball Z after school when you were in middle school. I did.
Lebron James has a ton of points right now. So does Dwayne Wade. However, Chris Bosh, Ray Allen, and Mike Miller are 0-11. The Spurs are spreading the floor and getting everyone some points. The Heat are playing 5 on 2.
At the end of the 3rd Quarter, the score is now 72-71 Heat after a Chalmers' buzzer beater three. One quarter left and it looks really tight. Can't wait for this ending.
The beginning of the end it is. 4th Quarter.
Lebron drives, dishes to Battier for three, and he's now 5 for 5.
Duncan sat to start the 4th and just jumped up to check in.
This game is getting TIGHT!!!!
Well this is the part of the game where we can now start to see Spurs defensive fouls as well as Offensive fouls on Spurs players. Anderson went to the line. Lebron is now that the line. I know Steve Javie said earlier that these refs are the best in the league, but I'd expect him to say that about anyone.
Hahahahaha. Chris Anderson just got a lane violation. What is this 5th grade BYB? Nice job.
Duncan just scored on a "shass" from Parker. He took about 4 Heat players with him too.
The Heat's defense is wait for someone to drive and then collapse on them. I don't know if it will work in the time they have left because they could just dump it off and score easy buckets to Duncan.
So much has happened. Manu made 3 mistakes than drained a huge three. Bosh made a foul and Duncan scored the And-1 to make it a game. This is so much excitement. The Spurs are keeping this game tight and I love that this is ending the way it is.
Minute and half left. 2 point game.
Spurs had a chance to score! And they didn't!!!!
Battier could have scored a three, didn't. Lebron didn't score. Spurs are still within 2.
Heat are now up by 4 thanks to Lebron. I don't like him. I mean, I understand he's the best player in the NBA, but he's very hateable.
Pop's coaching coming out the timeout is going to sound like a Disney movie "stick together".
I was wrong on that one^
Parker was sitting on the bench. 3 point shooters and Duncan. He didn't need a three, but instead he got a Manu turnover, which puts him back to 4 mistakes. Dribbling under the basket and then throwing it over 2 guys named Lebron James and Chris Bosh. Spurs turnover. It's been nothing but turnovers. Pop said it in Game 3.
Heat sealed the game with another shot or two. I was busy getting sad. Pop sat Parker. They lost. Can't say that it would've been different, but I'm guessing he wanted a three shooter out there.
To end it well, David Stern said 2002013 NBA Champeens.
That's it for 2013 Basketball.
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