Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Apple: White Models’ being a bitch

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Apparently there is some controversy at Apple with a bunch of white models being bitches.  It seems that someone thought it was being a bitch while ordering their latte.  Then someone thought it was a good idea to use the words “too skinny” to describe the model.  After that happened there was just a tapestry of obscenities flying every which way.  “You asked me to lose all this weight…I never have any viruses or anything…I’m slim, slender, and the coolest thing on the market right now, bitch!” were just some of the words used.  Apple plans on using a more latin model for christmas this year.  Be on the look out for the iPhone cuatro Manzana.  Say goodbye to that white model until spring.

Okay, so all of that is just play on words and bullshit.  But come on, lets have fun with a story like this.  I heard it and the look on the newswoman’s face was something like “Why don’t they just hire the black models”.  So I had fun with this and I hope you laughed a little too.

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