It’s that time again. Basketball season is here and the Celtics are looking to make it back to the finals. Oodalalee! They tip off the season with the Miami Heat, which is an awesome way to fire off the season, by showing Lebron who the real contenders in the league are. Think about this for a minute, at tip off tomorrow night, Shaq, KG, Pierce, Ray-Ray, and Rondo are going share the court with D-Wade, Lebron, Bosh, and two other nameless Heat members. Probably Chalmers and Ilgauskas. Fucking Lurch.
Anyway, have there even been more points per game been on a court at the same time? Maybe an All-Star game? I added career points of all the players that would be on the court and its just shy of 150,000 points. That’s insane. 8 players really make that up. 7 elite players, but Rondo isn’t Elite yet, he’s just bad ass.
It took me a while to figure out who was on what team this year. Apparently everyone was so wrapped up in the Lebron to the Heat story that they forgot to mention that everyone was moving around in the NBA. Everyone except for the two teams that made the Finals last year. Granted the Lakers and Celts kept their core players, but they did get some additions (Shaq, Jermaine O’Neal, Delonte for Boston; Matt Barnes for the Lakers). This season should play out pretty well barring any major injuries to players. So, without further or do, here are my predictions:
East:
| Atlantic | W | L |
| Boston Celtics | 53 | 29 |
| New York Knicks | 47 | 35 |
| Philadelphia 76ers | 35 | 47 |
| New Jersey Nets | 24 | 58 |
| Toronto Raptors | 21 | 61 |
| Central | W | L |
| Chicago Bulls | 46 | 36 |
| Milwaukee Bucks | 44 | 38 |
| Indiana Pacers | 34 | 48 |
| Detroit Pistons | 30 | 52 |
| Cleveland Cavaliers | 19 | 63 |
| Southeast | W | L |
| Miami Heat | 57 | 25 |
| Orlando Magic | 49 | 33 |
| Washington Wizards | 42 | 40 |
| Atlanta Hawks | 41 | 41 |
| Charlotte Bobcats | 25 | 57 |
Quick Note: I’m planning on NYK getting someone to add to Amare. Probably Melo or CP3.
West:
| Northwest | W | L |
| Denver Nuggets | 52 | 30 |
| Oklahoma City Thunder | 51 | 31 |
| Utah Jazz | 49 | 33 |
| Portland Trailblazers | 31 | 51 |
| Minnesota Timberwolves | 16 | 66 |
| Pacific | W | L |
| LA Lakers | 57 | 25 |
| Golden State Warriors | 46 | 38 |
| Phoenix Suns | 45 | 37 |
| LA Clippers | 35 | 47 |
| Sacramento Kings | 32 | 50 |
| Southwest | W | L |
| Dallas Mavericks | 54 | 28 |
| San Antonio Spurs | 48 | 34 |
| Memphis Grizzlies | 30 | 52 |
| Houston Rockets | 28 | 54 |
| New Orleans Hornets | 25 | 57 |
Finals: Celtics Defeat Lakers in 7.
MVP: Kevin Durant (OKC)
ROY: John Wall (WSH)
Finals MVP: Paul Pierce (BOS)
Other Notes:
Either Carmello Anthony or Chris Paul will be moved during the seasons sometime. Jeff Green will become the new Scottie Pippen. Rajon Rondo will average a triple double for most of the season with 12 PPG, 10 RPG, 12 APG. Lebron James will blame someone other than himself for not winning a championship…AGAIN. Jason Kidd will be called Jason Dadd, turning 35 or something like that. Larry Bird will draft another white player. Michael Jordan will face Larry Bird in a game of H-O-R-S-E for rights to Stephen Jackson. Yao Ming will single handedly bring down the value of the Yuan. Mark Cuban will be fined for something stupid involving Twitter and a Referee and Shaquille O’Neal will be on Scare Tactics with Nate Robinson and Delonte West.
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