Apple People: Easily the Largest American Cult and No One Cares About It

I'm a PC.  I'm also an Android person.  I have no intentions of switching to a Mac.  Before you poke your iPhone screen and close this blog, let me explain.

Everyone I know that owns an iPhone or an iPad treats it like a Gameboy.  I have access to plenty of Hanging With Friends, Drawing with Friends, Scrambling With Friends, Candy Crush, Angry Birds, as well as every other distraction that cell phones now have.  I just don't use any of them.

Sure, if you googled "Android User Vs. iPhone User" and went to look for some information about the difference between the two people, you'd get a lot of interesting results, and some of which will be very informative (this one is by far the best).

The kind of picture that I was hoping to find, is actually something along this:

It illustrates exactly what I suspected: I spend less time on my device, thus making me a little of an attentive human.  But it also shit on my point, which was that I didn't think other Android users spent the same percentage of time on their phone playing a game(Damn).  But I did find this about of other device users:

I thought this was particularly funny in the what Android user is seen like by iPhone users.  I don't understand a person that still has a Blackberry.  My Dad has a Blackberry, and he's had the same one for about 8 years.  He's hilarious.  He keeps it on his belt-clip which makes him seem like a dinosaur with a grey beard.

Okay, but back to my original point: iPhone users are relentless with attracting more and more outsiders to iOS.   They don't ever allow for any criticism of the iPhone products, and every next iPhone is instantly better than the last, even when you can't tell:

Everything that's ever presented at an Apple convention is the best in the world, even when it isn't.  Apple users don't even like when you point any of these things out.  Remember when they tried to price-fix all their books on their devices?  No one cared that they were doing that.  If an oil company was trying to price-fix their gasoline, you'd hear about the next day and instantly that company would be public enemy number one.  But not the Cult of Apple.

I try my best to poke holes in everything about Apple.  I NEED to.  Everything that Apple makes, to all their "followers", is THEBESTGODDAMNTHINGINTHEWORLDANDYOURDEVICESUCKS!!!!  They love the smell of their own shit and it takes people with sick minds like mine to poke fun.

Even after the Foxconn Stories about employees conditioned being compared to labor camps, prisons, Apple patrons still threw in the fact that the suicide rates at Foxconn were lower than other places of employment.  That is the ultimate "Yeah so what" answer.  I'm not saying that anything I use wasn't made at Foxconn, but I didn't defend the practices of the company of my mobile device.  So what did Foxconn do to stop the headlines about suicide at its facility?  Install nets.  I'm not kidding.  The link right there is a photo gallery of Foxconn facilities.  It's mind-boggling and unreal to me that in order to deal with employee mental health, a company (or group of companies in Foxconn's case) will just install some fishing nets so it doesn't have to deal with anymore negative press.

I'm going to end this blog with a bit of a joke.  Not my own, but some hysterical commentary from one Bill Burr.  He gets everything right about society in his stand-up.  Enjoy and take care.